Wallace Greenslade was a BBC staff announcer for some years before the opportunity arose to appear in the Goon Show, replacing Andrew Timothy. The task suited him admirably - a big, jolly man who acted as producer's assistant (unpaid) in organising the audience and trying to keep order.

Having used him in many a show as more than just the announcer, (a French hotel owner for example) it was a happy idea of Spike's to make Wallace the subject of a whole show; bringing him into the foreground and enabling Spike to play around with BBC-type sounds and rituals. (Despite all he had said and written about the BBC, he surely at heart loved the institution, but hated the bureaucracy).

With announcing as the main plot it was natural to invite John Snagge to appear, the senior BBC announcer, famous for his wartime broadcasts and the Boat Race commentaries. As the senior man he always did the news on big days. Snagge, perhaps surprisingly, was a great supporter of the Goon Show, and but for his intervention on several occasions, the show would have been axed.

The episode's opening announcement gives rise to a favourite sound effect - a sharp intake of breath indicating horror, following which Secombe as narrator explains that the applause is for a common-or-garden announcer, Wallace Greenslade.  The title announcement gives as its alternative "Winds Light To Variable" a phrase we shall not be allowed to forget (and one which is still used today by forecasters' when describing the weather).

Snagge explains that Greenslade went to the BBC seeking refuge from hard work, and sounds of the typing pool herald the appearance of Sellers in drag as a secretary. First in the queue for the job of announcer is a dashing yuppie wearing a brass deerstalker, white cricket boots and shredded cardboard wig - yes, it's Eccles himself. Wallace retains his dignity and mutters a curt 'good morning'. At this point we have the Cambridge tie joke, told by Eccles, used by Spike over the years and still appearing from time to time.

Miss Sellers ushers Eccles into the Presence, but he is swiftly ejected with the riposte, "We'll write to you."   "That's no good,  - I can't read" says Eccles. Wallace is next, and he wisely takes off his shoes, and kneels. The Presence, played by Sellers, is a delicious characterisation which I wish he had done more often.  A camp voice, beautifully placed and timed as only Sellers new how. Wallace gets the job and starts at once - he has really made it - a BBC announcer, with patriotic music to prove it.

The acceptance of Greenslade and rejection of Eccles cause consternation at the Seagoon School of Announcing, which boasts 56,000 trainees including one Major Bloodnok, - waiting patiently for "earthquakes in East Acton." Grytpype Thynne is engaged by Neddie to kidnap (or adult-nap!) the whole BBC announcing staff in order to provide vacancies for his own students. Most of Sellers' giggles were edited out of shows but we hear him at this point about to break-up at the sound of Eccles' voice superimposed on a scratchy record saying, yes, "Winds light to variable" again.

Max Geldray's interlude here is One, two, button your shoe.